Sure, here are some funny quotes and sayings about coffee that you might enjoy:

1. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
2. “Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.”
3. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot
4. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
5. “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”
6. “Life happens, coffee helps.”
7. “Espresso yourself.”
8. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
9. “First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.”
10. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

I hope these bring a smile to your face!